Week 16 ? It?s down to the wire folks ? heck there are a couple of divisions that don?t even have their champion yet!? In honor of the NFL?s decision to play Saturday (meaning that at least 13 teams will be having a less-than-merry Christmas the next day),?and since Saturday football is the domain of Cold Warrior, we present the first-ever Cold Warrior ? Carolina Girl Professional Football Derby ? we?ll give you the Saturday matchups and our picks for the winners!?
?My winner this weekend? Definitely not the Eagles Fans! Looks like the pre-season media hype was just that, hype. That?s what youse gets fer booing Santa Claus and Hiring a Dog murderer for QB!?
So get out the egg nog (spiked with your favorite adult beverage), wrap those White Elephants for the Christmas Eve Party Yankee Swap and play along!?? Here we go!
Booze is definitely the right call here!
Miami @ New England
CW?s pick ? Reno is giving ten to the fish. 10? yep. The Cheaters have already wrapped up the division and will have a by and home field if they win. SO, they win this one.Ironic that they havent won a SUper BOwl since they got caught cheating. They aint getting one this year either.
CG?s pick ? New England.? Although, I would not consider it a failure on my powers of prognostication if the Fish take it to ?em (translation ? no problem here if I?m wrong!).? And I?m in the mood for a Christmas miracle.
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Jacksonville @ Tennessee
CW?s pick ?Expansion football?The Tuxedos win this to keep their very dim playoff hopes alive.
CG?s pick ? Tennessee.? Being beaten by the Colts last Sunday is like getting coal in your stocking, and they?ll be working toward a comeback and something nice under the tree from Santa.?
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Tampa Bay @ Carolina
CW?s pick ?5-9 v 4-10 *yawn* ? The Spastic Cats are getting a TD in Vegas, so I pick the Spastic Cats.
CG?s pick ? Carolina? (oh please, like with my name I?m picking Tampa Bay?)
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Cleveland @ Baltimore
CW?s pick ?The poor, poor Brownies. Well, Fagco and the Ray Lewises will win this. Maybe Fagco will get more interviews this week? The dude is a mediocre QB at best and he was whining about lack of media? Ray effin Lewis is everywhere at all times in the media, so shut up Fag.
CG?s pick ? Baltimore ??Wonder if Joe Flacco, after being shellacked last week, is still going to be complaining about the lack of media attention.??.
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Arizona @ Cincinnati
CW?s pick ?Teh kitteh cats versus the red birds. I love watching Cinci implode every year. It?s like a rite of winter. Arizona wins this.
CG?s pick ?? the Mighty Bengals of Cincinnati on this one, I think.?
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Minnesota @ Washington
CW?s pick ? 5-9 v 2-12 !? WOOOHOOO!!!! Its a barnburner! ?cept they picked the wrong barn. Take the skins in this game.
CG?s pick ? Washington ??I?ll have explaining to do with Best Friend Jane, who is apparently still speaking to me after the game last week.
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Denver @ Buffalo
CW?s pick ? No snow predicted, so Tebow should actually have an easy time in Western NY State.
CG?s pick ? Denver ? I still think it?s TEBOW time.?
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St. Louis @ Pittsburgh
CW?s pick ? Charlie Batch will start. Charlie Batch will win. Had he started against SF, the Steelers win that game as well. Steelers are all beat up again this year, so don?t look for a deep playoff run. Bet the under, its at 38 right now.
CG?s pick ? Pittsburgh ? Because there ain?t ?eight tiny linesmen? in their defense.??Although guys I was really counting on a loss to S.F. last Monday.?
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Oakland @ Kansas City
CW?s pick ?A classic match up if da Raiderz and the Cheifs were any good this year. Just Win Baby! Not this time, KC wins it late.
CG?s pick ? Oakland ? the Raiders have something to prove and toppling their arch-rival Chiefs right off their vanquishing of Green Bay is a helluva incentive.? Also because ? dude, it?s Xmas Eve.? I can?t pick my son?s team to lose.? Santa will take all my presents and I think there?s a $500 Apple?card in there from my boss??
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NY Giants @ NY Jets
CW?s pick ?J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
CG?s pick ? NY Giants.? I think.? Uh, who?s the effing HOME team again?
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San Diego @ Detroit
CW?s pick ?I gotta go with Carolina girl?s reasoning and outcome. C?mon Detroit. Make the damn playoffs!
CG?s pick ? Detroit.? For no other reason than I rememer what it was like to?cheer for?the team everybody thought were the biggest losers around.?
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Philadelphia @ Dallas
CW?s pick ?I thought the Dog Murderers were the greatest collection of football talent evah, ESPN??? Youse Eagles fans booed Santa and hired a dog murderer for QB. Consider it the curse of the dead dogz. As much as I hate to say this, go Cowboys.
CG?s pick ? Dallas (because they like dogs in Texas)
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San Francisco @ Seattle
CW?s pick ?I was not impressed by the 49ers last week. That said, the Seattle Tearhawks fans are still whining and complaining about losing the Super Bowl. So, I?ll take the 9?ers because I can?t stand whiners.
CG?s pick ? San Francisco.? I love my Saints but guys, you are soooo looking at playing Wild Card week.
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Sunday Night Game
Chicago @ Green Bay
CW?s pick ?On a normal Sunday, The Pack destroys Chicago. Vegas is giving 13.5 for this one. Are the Pack resting their starters?? See, I don?t know this. As a side note, Steelers fans always root for GB because the city and the fans are no bullshit hard nosed football in the blood people. So, I have to take GB here. We don?t take Chablis and quiche to the tailgate party. (I still bet against tha13.5 line tho)
CG?s pick ? Chicago ? now that the ?streak? is over, and nothing is on the line for Green Bay, it?s time?to let Aaron Effing Rodgers and company take a break and give the second tier guys some playing time.? Also Chicago is still in the wild card hunt near as I can tell (with my abysmal math) and has greater incentive to win.??And will be happy to run over the Packer first string to do get there.
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Monday Night Game
Atlanta @ New Orleans
CW?s pick ?My pick for this Monday night game will have to come after the 49?er game on Sunday.
CG?s pick ? New Orleans ? Home at the Dome has worked well for the Saints this season, and even though Atlanta will still be playing for division leader, the Saints?clinch with a win here.? If the Saints get a decent lead by the 4th Quarter, I?d let that Chase kid come in and throw a few.
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Yes, I know there should be a playoff system. There isn?t. And, NO, i do not like this playing the national championship game NOT on New Years Day.?
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